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My name's Astrid, most people call me Ass. Enjoy.
  • i am a cuddler.
  • i am a morning person. 
  • i am an only child.
  • i am currently in my pajamas.
  • i am currently pregnant.
  • i am left handed.
  • i am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
  • i bite my nails.
  • i can be paranoid at times.
  • i enjoy country music.
  • i enjoy smoothies.
  • i enjoy talking on the phone.
  • i have a car.
  • i have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
  • i have a pet.
  • i have a tendency to fall for the ‘wrong’ guy/girl.
  • i have all my grandparents.
  • i have been to another country.
  • i have been told that i have an unusual sense of humour.
  • i have or had broken a bone.
  • i have caller id on my phone.
  • i have bathed someone.
  • i have changed a diaper.
  • i have changed a lot over the past year. 
  • i have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
  • i have had major/minor surgery.
  • i have killed another person.
  • i have had my hair cut within the last week.
  • i have mood swings.
  • i have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
  • i like the taste of blood.
  • i love michael jackson.
  • i love sleeping.
  • i love to shop.
  • i own 100 cd’s or more.
  • i own and use a library card.
  • i read books for pleasure in my spare time.
  • i sleep a lot during the day.
  • i watch soap operas on a regular basis
  • i work at a job that i enjoy.
  • i would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free.
  • i am currently wearing socks.
  • i am tired.
  • i love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
  • i consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

i have/had:

  • graduated high school.
  • smoked cigarettes.
  • ridden every ride at an amusement park.
  • collected something really stupid.
  • gone to a concert.
  • helped someone.
  • spun turn tables.
  • watched four movies in one night.
  • been broken up with.
  • taken a college level course. 
  • been in a car accident.
  • been in a tornado.
  • watched someone die.
  • been to a funeral.
  • ran a marathon.
  • your parents got divorced.
  • cried yourself to sleep.
  • spent over $200 in one day. 
  • cheated on someone.
  • been cheated on.
  • written a 10 page letter.
  • had a best friend.
  • lost someone you loved.
  • gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
  • stolen books from the library.
  • been in a mental hospital.
  • watched the ‘harry potter’ movies.
  • fired a gun.
  • been in a school play.
  • been fired from a job.
  • taken a lie detector test.
  • swam with dolphins.
  • attempted/thought of suicide.
  • written poetry.
  • read more than 20 books a year.
  • gone to europe.
  • loved someone you couldn’t have.
  • used a colouring book over age 12.
  • had surgery.
  • had stitches.
  • taken a taxi.
  • had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
  • had a hamster.
  • dyed your hair.
  • had something pierced.
  • your parents sent you to a shrink. 
  • been handcuffed.

my hair is naturally the colour:

  • light brown.
  • medium brown.
  • dark brown.
  • blonde.
  • black.
  • dirty blonde.
  • strawberry blonde/ginger.
  • multicoloured.

my eyes are:

  • brown.
  • blue/grey.
  • green.
  • hazel.
  • light brown.
  • black.
  • a combination of things.

i am:

  • male.
  • female.

people sometimes label me as:

  • slut.
  • girly.
  • ugly.
  • nerd.
  • other.

some of my biggest fears are:

  • spiders/other insects.
  • dying.
  • doctor/dentist appointments.
  • hospitals.
  • needles.
  • disease.
  • being alone in the dark.
  • heights.
  • small spaces.
  • oceans/large bodies of water.
  • holes.
  • large animals.
  • small animals.
  • open spaces.

i have:

  • a friend with benefits.
  • a television in my room.
  • good grades.
  • my own car.
  • married parents.
  • none of these

(Source: , via pondelonge)


verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

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if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

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if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

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do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts

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Fucking hell darren criss fuCk